ByEsmé Stern,Market byJulia Stevens
PublishedApr 9, 2022 1:30 AM EDT
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Spring cleaning season has arrived, and if you’re anything like us, you’re standing in the middle of your home wondering which disaster zone deserves your emotional labor first. The bathroom? The linen closet? That one drawer that now has its own ecosystem? Forget logic—this year, we’re outsourcing the decision to the only authority chaotic enough to understand us: the zodiac. Here’s where each sign should start their annual war on dust.
Aries, you start projects with the energy of a tornado and the follow-through of a... slightly smaller tornado. Your junk drawer is basically a museum of abandoned Post-its, expired coupons, and that one weird key you’re too afraid to throw out. Grab a chic organizer so next time inspiration strikes, you can actually find a pen that works.
Taurus, you love a good face mask, a calming candle, and a medicine cabinet that spills its secrets the second you open it. Spring clean your self-care stash with clear bins, because nothing says luxury like knowing exactly where your favorite serum is—and not getting bonked on the head by a rogue sunscreen bottle.
Gemini, your coffee table has seen it all: three lattes, two remote controls, one unfinished crossword, and approximately seventeen abandoned chapsticks. A bright tray is the perfect catch-all for your daily rotating collection of tiny treasures. Plus, it’ll make your living room look like you have your life together, which is honestly half the battle.
Cancer, your kitchen is your love language, but your spice rack shouldn’t read like a history textbook. Sort your silverware, evict the gadgets you used exactly once in 2019, and give your pantry the warm, nurturing glow it deserves. Your future cupcakes will thank you.
Leo, repeat after me: you are not an outfit repeater, but you are absolutely a closet hoarder. If you haven’t worn it in a year, let it go and make room for the dramatic statement pieces of your dreams. A hanging organizer will keep your shoes staged like the little celebrities they are.
Virgo, we get it—you need a backup of everything, just in case civilization collapses during your commute. But your purse does not need to weigh as much as a bowling ball. Corral your “emergency” items into color-coded pouches and finally stop digging for lip balm like you’re mining for gold.
Libra, your entryway is the opening act of every party you throw, and right now it’s giving ‘storage closet.’ Clear off your credenza so there’s room for flowers, candles, and the inevitable pile of your friends’ coats. First impressions matter, and yours should say ‘effortlessly elegant’ instead of ‘please help me.’
Scorpio, your bedside table is basically a tiny vault of midnight thoughts, half-used candles, and crumpled tissues from that one sad commercial. Empty the emotional debris, add a sleek wall perch for your nighttime reads, and tuck the rest into a box pretty enough for your mysterious aesthetic.
Sagittarius, your front hall closet is the landing strip between adventures, and it currently contains at least three jackets you forgot you owned and a souvenir from a trip you barely remember. Stack bins, hang an over-the-door organizer, and make room for all the new memories you’re about to collect.
Capricorn, your desk is a monument to productivity—and also to sticky notes, dead pens, and coffee rings from three jobs ago. Take a hard look at what deserves a drawer slot and what deserves a dignified goodbye. Your Monday-morning self will be so much less stressed.
Aquarius, you basically live in the future, so your charging situation should not look like a snake pit from a horror movie. Wrangle those cords into a sleek management box and give your laptop the stylish sleeve it deserves. Your apartment will finally match your tech-brain energy.
Pisces, your creative corner is overflowing with half-finished masterpieces, dreamy sketchbooks, and at least one dried-out paint set. Store your supplies in a sculptural cabinet or pretty boxes so your hobbies feel curated, not cluttered. Who knows? A tidy space might finally inspire you to finish that thing you started in March.
Julia Stevens is a Domino contributing editor. Basically, she’s a professional online shopper. She started at Domino as an intern and spent seven years in the style department curating products for our gift guides, trend roundups, and product reviews and on set styling the beautiful homes we get to share. Off hours, you can find her scouting New York’s newest design shops and restyling hershelves.
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